Les Robertson – Guitar & Vocals. Les has been gigging and playing professionally for over 25 years. From his punk days in The Elastic Waste Band to The Screaming Yellow Zonkers, Connecticut’s legendary new wave tribute band Plastica, Cosmic Groove, and most recently, That 70’s Band. Les’ talent for writing memorable lyrics makes him a perfect counterpart to Jimmy’s uncanny knack for putting catchy melodies to just about anything. Les can also melt iron with laser beams from his eyes.

Guitars: Gibson Les Paul Premium Plus, Gibson Les Paul Special, Gibson Humingbird

Amp: Marshall DSL 100, Marshall 1960 4x12 Cabinet

Effects: Boss TU-2 Tuner, Tech 21 Boost DLA, Morley Bad Horsie II Wah, Boss DD-5 Delay, Boss PH-3 Phase, TC Electronics Chorus/Flanger

Stuff: Pedal pad effects board, Monster Rock Cables, DR Pure Blues 10 strings, Dunlip orange tortex picks, Nady UHF-3 Wireless System, Shure Microphones

Nicknames- Les Vicious, Bean
Fav. Shot- Tequila
Day Job- Helpdesk Admin
Fav. Drink- Lemonade
Fav. thing to do- Playing guitar, Infrared Photography
Fav. Beers- Fullers ESB, Guinness, Old Speckled Hen, Sam Smiths Nut Brown Ale
Influences- Johnny Ramone, Alex Lifeson, Steve Jones, Steve Diggle, Frank Zappa, Mark Mothersbaugh, Paul Westerberg
Fav. Songs- Dear Prudence(Beatles), A Farewell to Kings(Rush), Slip it in(Black Flag), The Illinois Enema Bandit(Frank Zappa), Can't Hardly Wait(The Replacements)
Hobbies- Photography
Fav. Bands- Sex Pistols, The Who, Frank Zappa, The Ramones, The Beatles, Porcupine Tree, Dewey Cox, The Replacements, The Ruddles
Likes- Kindness, Cap'n Crunch, Bananas
Fav. Movies- Braveheart, Shaun of the Dead, The Exrocist, Lord of the Rings, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Step Brothers, Boogie Nights
Dislikes- Sitcoms, Religion, Egos, Catholicism, Solid State Amps, The Pope, Hip-Hop, Fundamentalist Christians, Karaoke, George Bush, Budweiser, Girls who wear too much makeup, cigarettes
Fav. Shows- Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Teletubbies, The New Zoo Revue, HR Puff-n-Stuff
Sign- Keep of the grass
Fav. People- Bill Maher, Jimmy's dog "Baily", Richard Dawkins, Old People (like me)
Piercings/Tats-1 Left ear, 6 tattoos
Nationality- Scottish American
Fav. Quote- “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”




Jimmy Moutinho – Guitar & Vocals. Jimmy has been gigging and recording since 1992. He began his musical career on saxophone, progressing to his main instrument guitar, and ultimately songwriting. He has played and gigged with many regional artists such as S.O.S, Images, Second Generation, and Paradise. In 1998 he helped co-write and record New England's popular Portuguese-American band Paradise with Paraiso, which still sees radio play and sales internationally. Jimmy's other talents include mediation, conflict resolution, over-analyzing everything, cord wrapping, and lead singer’s disease (he's looking for a cure).

Gear: EVH Wolfgang, Fender Strat Plus, 82 Les Paul Standard

Amp: Marshall DSL 100 heads, 4x12 Marshall cabs 30 watt celestions

Effects: Ibanez Tubescreamer, Boss TU-2, TC electronics chorus, Boss DD-5, Dunlap Wah

Stuff: Monster Cables, Ernie Ball Strings and Straps.

Nicknames- Jimmy Sixx, Little Jimmy
Fav. Shot- Kamikaze
Day Job- Dog Whisperer
Fav. Drink- Coca-Cola
Fav. thing to do- Write music, walk my dogs, sit on my couch
Fav. Beers- Sam Adams Light, Coors light
Influences- Beatles, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, Lenny Kravitz, Portuguese Music,
Fav. Songs- Today? Let It be by the Beatles, Beautifull girls by Van Halen,
Hobbies- Playing guitar and singing, PS3, reading biographys, writing music, Bobsleding,
Fav. Bands- Van Halen, Beatles, Real Big Fish,
Likes- Kind people and warm personalities.  Fav. Movies- Goodfellas, Godfather series, Dumb and Dumber.
Dislikes- Rude people, dishonesty, Narcistic personalities, selfishness.
Fav. Shows-How I met your mother, American Pickers, and Pawn Stars.
Sign-Gemini
Fav. People-Too many to pick
Piercings/Tats- ears
Nationality- Portuguese American
Fav. Quote-  "it is what it is"


Matthew McCarthy – Bass and Vocals. Matt has been gigging professionally since 1994, originally as a trombone player with the ska bands Kids Getting Busy and The Plum Kickers, and bassist for Bulls of Edict. Matt also played lead guitar for The Rumbums, Meyer Jones and Yacht Club. If you were to ask Matt how many instruments he knows how to play, he probably wouldn’t be able to remember all of them. While he has found his home on the bass guitar, he is an accomplished percussionist and the founder of Celestial Drums. His main influences are Primus, Led Zeppelin, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Babatunde Olatunji. He has played gigs across New England, Colorado, California and Takamatsu, Japan. His favorite pastime is wrestling alligators whenever he sees them. Chicks generally dig Matt, due to his stylish hats.

Andy Parker – Drums, Screams, and Strange Faces. Andy has 25 years of recording and touring experience. His fun and exciting play style make him someone to keep your eyes on, as you never know what he’ll do next. He has pounded drums for many regional bands and solo artists including The Presidential Targets, The Unusual Suspects, Cobalt Rhythm Kings, Lucky 13, The Aggressors, Ra Tag Zoo, Straight White Jacket, Voodoo Revenge, and The Elastic Waste Band with band mate Les.  His other talents include ballroom dancing, Latvian yodeling, transmission repair, and baking cookies.


Gear:
Gretsch Drums pre-production Renown series Gold Badge prototypes color: Champagne Silk

drum sizes: 8x9 10x11 12x10 14x12 22x18
14x6.5 Gretsch custom hand hammered brass snare
Zildjian cymbals
14" new beat Hi-Hats
15", 17" 18" crashes
21" Rock ride
LP ridge rider cowbell

drum hardware:
DW pedals & DW Hi-hat
Pacific 800 series stands
Vic Firth Sticks
Remo pinstripe Heads


Nicknames- Andy, Patrick, Old Man, Dude, Spaz, Sweetarts
Fav. Shot- Mudslide
Day Job- HP man, solve problems
Fav. Drink- Cold Beer
Fav. thing to do- play drums
Fav. Beers- Guinness, Killians, Blue Moon, Shock Top, Sam Adams, any free beer given to me by a fan
Influences- Black Flag, MDC, Minot Threat, Dead Kennedys, B52s, DEVO, Replacements, Sex Pistols, The Poor
Fav. Songs- Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols, Six Pack- Black Flag, I Hate Work - MDC
Hobbies- building cars, making computers, throwing drum sticks,
Fav. Bands- Fatgrip, EWB, Foo Fighters, Gallows
Likes- "Drew" cut Pants, salted peanuts, cheese, Tall draft beer, Matt's haircut
Fav. Movies- Castaway, Brazil, Requiem, Blues Brothers
Dislikes- Bad breath, green onions, chives, seafood, shopping for drapes
Fav. Shows- Les Miserables, Chorus Line, Phantom of the Opera
Sign- WORK HAZARD
Fav. People- Jacquie, Les, Matt, Jim, Chad, Dan, Aidan, Zach, Cameron, Cassie
Piercings/Tats- "Serial Number 071166"
Nationality- Home Grown Merican
Fav. Quote-"Did that drum stick hit you?"


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